What do you want to be when you grow up?

Scott asked Jacob, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Jacob answered, "A Haircutter." (Now that's a surprise to both of us) Scott said, "Will you cut my hair for free?"
Yes was the reply. Scott asked, "Will you cut boys and girls hair?" Yes was the reply.

A day later the same questions were asked by Shell Dinter and I. Jacob's answer was still, "A Haircutter." Shell said, "Don't you mean a barber?" And Jacob scowled at her and shouted, "NO, a haircutter." (He gave her that, did you not hear me the first time look) And why does he think we're deaf and has to shout everything?
Shell or I asked, "Will you cut boys and girls hair?" and he sassily replied, "NO! Only boys!"

So obviously he really needs to work on his people skills if he wants to get any tips as a haircutter.