Wish list

Dear God:

I am blessed with beautiful healthy children. Thank you so much for all the gifts you have given us. I have a few things on my "wish" list. 1) Peas that aren't in the form of balls so that the babies don't think they should throw them. 2) An automatic shut-off button 3) A cat the would eat the scraps the babies do throw on the floor 4) more patience and 5) the ability to supersize me when I need to hold all three babies. Amen